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By Marc Edge
September 30, 2021

He was tall, with piercing eyes and a needle nose. He would have been called dashingly handsome in his youth. By his early 70s, however, he had more than let himself go. He looked for all the world like what we called back then a “rubby” – the type of elderly man who frequented beer parlors on the Downtown Eastside of Vancouver and sometimes resorted to drinking aftershave or even rubbing alcohol. He had a beard that was gray and wispy. His hair was long and scraggly. Most repulsive of all were his long, unclipped fingernails. People gave him a wide berth between periods when I would see him in the upper reaches of the Pacific Coliseum in the mid-1970s, where we had seats in neighboring sections at Vancouver Canucks games.

I was a student sports writer for the Daily Province, as it was then called. I was working my way through university at SFU. I had made good money working double overtime on a summer job in the North Vancouver shipyards, so when the Canucks suddenly became competitive in the fall of 1974, on the way to their first division title, I decided to splurge on season tickets at $5 a game. I sat for several years with my Peak student newspaper colleague, the late Georgia Straight film critic Ian Caddell, just a few rows from the top of Section 10, right on the blueline. There was an open area behind the seats back then, before it was filled in with luxury boxes. Between periods a lone vendor would sell flat, watered down Pepsi, which to this day is the way I prefer it. Rather than walk all the way down to fight the concourse throngs during intermissions and have to climb all those stairs back up again, I just popped up a few rows to stretch my legs and hydrate.

I was the only one who seemed willing to talk to the rubby. We talked hockey, of course. Canucks’ goalie Gary Smith carried the team on his back in 1974-75 en route to its first ever playoff appearance in what should have been an MVP performance. This next season wasn’t going as well. The old man really knew hockey. You could tell there was a sharp mind beneath his unsightly appearance. He occasionally asked me odd questions, like who was the biggest Hollywood starlet of the 1940s. I wasn’t even alive then, so I just offered up the first name that popped into my mind.

“I dunno . . . Lana Turner?”

The old man threw his head back and roared. “I fucked Lana Turner!”

Yeah, right. Sure you did, I thought. This guy was obviously nuts.

“Have you ever heard of the Spruce Goose?”

I remembered seeing something about it on TV.

“Yeah, it was a flying boat.”

“It was an airplane,” he said sternly.

“Yeah, right,” I replied, recalling its one and only flight. I held one hand about eight inches above the other. “How high did it get off the water? About this far?”

Again he roared with laughter. He seemed to take a liking to me.

“That was you?”

“Uh huh.”

“Wow.”

He asked me questions about my studies and my work as a student journalist. Then he hit me with an offer.

“Say, I’ll bet you could use some money. I’ve got lots. More than I could ever spend. Why don’t you come down and see me at the Bayshore Inn. That’s where I’m staying. Ask for Mr. Smith.”

“Sure, that would be great.”

Yeah, right, I thought. This guy really is nuts.

“So, how did you make your money?”

“Tools.”

Sounded pretty boring to me.

“Well, I guess everybody needs tools.”

The buzzer signaled that it was time for the resumption of play.

“Yeah, sure. I’ll come down and see you.”

“OK.”

“Thanks.”

I promptly dismissed the whole idea. Little did I know I had been talking to the world’s richest man.

***

Howard Hughes was one of the 20th century’s most fascinating characters. He was born in Houston in 1905. His father, Howard Hughes Sr., patented a drill bit widely used in oil exploration, and he founded the Hughes Tool Co. in 1909. Young Howard became one of Houston’s first licenced ham radio operators at age 11, having assembled the city’s first wireless transmitter himself. He got his picture in the newspaper the following year for motorizing his bicycle with a steam engine. He was fascinated by airplanes and took his first flying lesson at age 14. He was a scratch golfer and could have played professionally. He studied aeronautical engineering at Cal Tech but transferred to Rice University in his home town. His mother died when he was 16 and his father suffered a fatal heart attack two years later. An only child, he inherited the family fortune. He dropped out of school, moved to Los Angeles and produced his first film at age 21. He made dozens more, including Hell’s Angels (1930), The Front Page (1931), and Scarface (1932). He bought the RKO studio in 1948 and sold it a few years later for $25 million.

His first love, however, was flying. He founded Hughes Aircraft in 1932 and commissioned numerous designs. He set flight records, including a 1935 airspeed mark of 566 km/h in his Hughes H-1 Racer. He flew around the world in just 91 hours in 1938, beating the old record by almost four days and creating a sensation for which he was feted with a ticker tape parade in New York City. Houston’s airport was briefly named after him until it was pointed out that Hughes was still alive. He survived four plane crashes, the first while filming Hells Angels and a final one, which almost proved fatal, aboard his Hughes XF-11 in 1946. He designed the lightweight HK-1 Hercules troop transport during World War II and an amphibious version, dubbed the Spruce Goose, which never saw production after its test flight proved *ahem* underwhelming. He took over industry leading Trans World Airlines in 1944, buying up its stock until he had a controlling interest. Despite owning 78 percent of its shares, he was forced out of the airline’s management in 1960 due to his increasingly erratic behavior. Leonardo de Caprio portrayed him in the 2004 Martin Scorsese blockbuster The Aviator.

Hughes dated a slew of starlets, including Turner, Bette Davis, Ava Gardner, Olivia de Havilland, Katharine Hepburn, Ginger Rogers, Janet Leigh, Rita Hayworth and Mamie Van Doren. Turner’s mother would hem his trousers while he waited for her to get ready for their dates because she always felt they were too long. He remained devoted to Lana after they broke up she married, reportedly chartering a plane for her mother to join her after a 1949 miscarriage. Hughes married and divorced twice but never produced an heir.

Most of all, Hughes was odd. He suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), which became more pronounced with age. Friends said he was obsessed with the size of peas, using a special fork to sort them by size. He once went into the studio to screen films and emerged four months later, watching movies naked and subsisting on chocolate bars, chicken and milk. He became addicted to painkillers after being injured in so many plane crashes and became a recluse in 1958.
Dozens of books have been written about Hughes, including a 1971 best-seller by his former assistant Noah Dietrich, who had helped run his business empire for 32 years. Most famous, however, was a 1972 book written by the novelist Clifford Irving, which he claimed was based on interviews with Hughes. That was disputed by none other than Hughes, who had not been seen for decades. He sued to stop publication of the book and denounced the manuscript as fake in a televised press conference during which a journalist who had known Hughes for years verified the voice on the telephone line was indeed his. Irving was convicted of fraud and sentenced to 2½ years in prison. His 1981 account of the ruse was published as The Hoax and was made into a 2007 movie starring Richard Gere.

One of the more intriguing accounts of the Hughes enigma, however, was authored by former Vancouver Sun reporter Gerry Bellett. Age of Secrets, which was published in 2015, claimed that the search for a document related to a million-dollar Hughes donation to the Nixon re-election campaign was what prompted the Watergate break-in. A biography of Tsawwassen resident John Meier, who was a top aide to Hughes for 15 years, the book claimed that Hughes planned to have his corpse cryogenically frozen and revived in the future. It included Meier’s account of being taken in 1976 to a small Bahamian island, which Hughes had leased for many years, to view his frozen corpse.

***

The next time I saw the old man, he was climbing the stairs after the game had already started. He wore a fedora that looked right out of the 1940s and had just taken off his rain-splattered trenchcoat. He shot me a glance as he passed our row and yanked his head toward the rear of the stands, indicating in no uncertain terms that he wanted to see me RIGHT NOW. I kept him waiting until the intermission. He was upset. Why hadn’t I come to see him? I was surprised by his reaction and told him I had been busy with midterms, which was probably true. I told him I would come down the next day. His demeanour quickly softened.

“Make sure you do.”

I then realized that this could quickly get weird.

“So, what do I have to do for this money?”

“Nothing. I just want to help you.”

Geez, I thought. This guy might just be serious. I started thinking about the things he told me. I had seen a documentary on Hughes which chronicled the Spruce Goose fiasco. He was well known to have moved into the Bayshore on Coal Harbour several years earlier. The story was all over the front page of the newspapers. I had even heard on the radio that Hughes was known to haunt the upper reaches of the Coliseum for Canucks games. I told my seatmate that I thought the old man might be Hughes. Caddell went over and spoke with him briefly at the next intermission and urged me to follow up. I started thinking about his offer. Was it for real? How much would he give me? What would I do with it? I had been thinking of buying a house or condo. Even then, real estate was well known as the best way to make a fortune in Vancouver. Then again, people who suddenly come into a lot of money were often found to be made miserable by it. Lotteries had recently been introduced in B.C., and studies found that many sudden millionaires were broke within a few years. It seemed a bit like dealing with the devil. Would money ruin me? There was only one way to find out.

***

I went down to the Bayshore Inn the next day, which I recall was the first warm and sunny day that year in what was no doubt the usual false spring. I remember having to pay for parking and cramming coins into the Impark machine. I told the woman at the reception desk I was there to see Mr. Smith. She told me to take a seat and picked up the phone to make a call. A few minutes later a man came out and asked me what I wanted. I told him I was there to see Mr. Smith.

“He’s not here.”

“Well, when will he be back?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well, can I wait for him?”

“No.”

“Well, he told me to come and see him.”

I was puzzled. Then the other shoe dropped.

“A hundred bucks might help.”

“A hundred bucks? I’m a university student. I don’t have a hundred bucks on me.”

He said nothing in reply, having set his price.

“OK, so if I come back with a hundred bucks you’ll let me see him?”

He nodded yes.

I left, fuming. Here the old guy was likely paying an arm and a leg to stay at a hotel like the Bayshore, and they wanted a bribe just to see him. I drove away thinking about what to do. This was long before ATMs, but I could have gone to the nearest bank and got a $100 cash advance on my credit card. But why should I have to pay a bribe to see a hotel guest? I decided I would instead report this to the old man the next time I saw him.

But I never saw him again.

***

Soon the news was all over the front page. Howard Hughes died on April 5, 1976 while being airlifted from his penthouse at the Acapulco Princess Hotel in Mexico back home to Houston after suffering a medical emergency. He reportedly weighed only 90 pounds and had four needles sticking out of his arm. His death from kidney failure set off a feeding frenzy over his $2.5 billion estate. Numerous competing wills emerged. One from Nevada gas station owner Melvin Dummar claimed Hughes had promised to leave him $156 million for saving his life in 1967. That story was made into the 1980 film Melvin and Howard. A court ruled the will invalid and in 1983 his estate was split between 22 cousins. In a case that went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, Hughes Aircraft was awarded to the Howard Hughes Medical Institute in Houston and sold for $5.2 billion to fund its research.
It has taken me more than 40 years to recover my memory of our interactions, but bit by bit I have been able to tease it up from where I had repressed it for years. I blocked it from my memory for decades after the sudden horror hit me that day in 1976 of what might have been. What suddenly prompted me to recall that the rubby I befriended at Canucks games was Howard Hughes was a biopic I watched a few years ago on YouTube that showed some pictures of him in his dashing younger days. It was the piercing eyes that clinched it for me. “That’s him,” I screamed silently. I had never told anyone about it except for Caddell, who actually took the possibility a lot more seriously than I did.

I went online to connect the dots. Lana Turner, check. Tool business, check. Spruce Goose, check. The Bayshore Inn has even named its penthouse after its most famous guest.

I’ve never had a lot of money, and I now wonder how much different my life would have been if I had made another choice that day. What if he had given me $1 million? I likely would have invested in Vancouver real estate and become a billionaire by now. But it also might have ruined me. They say that people who suddenly come into a lot of money usually don’t handle it well. I was only 21. Maybe he was sent to tempt me and I made the right choice.

I just wish I had seen him one more time.